1. photo

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  2. coltongillies:

    igohardinovertime:

    this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

    image

    i think you mean the best

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  4. awwww-cute:

"Oh

    awwww-cute:

    "Oh

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  6. photo

    photo

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  7. manesandtales:

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

Um I need one

    manesandtales:

    fucking-radic4l:

    unwinona:

    sydalready:

    My cat started doing this to wake me up.

    oh hell no

    that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

    Um I need one

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  8. barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

    barricadefairytales:

    loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

    I think I’ll try defining gravity

    THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

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  10. pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

    pantheraj:

    "HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

    "YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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  12. freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

    freshcleanfit:

    In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

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  13. photo

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  14. city-glow-after-dark:

    mahlarchuck:

    atlasnerd:

    swaginageorge:

    seeing a hot guy walk by like

    image

    Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

    It would be a mistake not to

    "Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

    (via sherlocked-intheimpala)

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  15. timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

    timdrakeisgay:

    the-savage-avenger:

    kneel-on-nails:

    forever-kitten:

    Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

    YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

    How the hell do woman survive this?

    Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

    women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

    A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

    the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

    But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

    (via sherlocked-intheimpala)

    17 hours ago  /  607,303 notes